someone explain the slayer meme to me

i havent eaten or drank anythign today. ive been at the clinic for 50 minutes and the doctor still isnt here. i have class in 45 minutes. i have clothes waiting for me @ the laundromat. theyre probably all wrinkly now. what if someone steals them. being an adult is hard

gerald way

clpdee:

donnacabonna:

Wtf is this


that is a woman

clpdee:

donnacabonna:

Wtf is this

that is a woman


  • me: mom... dad... im g-
  • parents: gay?
  • me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions
rickandmortyquotes:

"Oh really Morty?? Are SUREEE you haven’t seen that anywhere in real life??"

rickandmortyquotes:

"Oh really Morty?? Are SUREEE you haven’t seen that anywhere in real life??"

how i feel about lars/sadie: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

stripedsweater:

Patrick will be resurrecting an old favorite. The single scoop strawberry cone with a chocolate dip.Just look at that concentration.Oooooh, a little shaky on that entry, but just look at that form!

stripedsweater:

Patrick will be resurrecting an old favorite. The single scoop strawberry cone with a chocolate dip.
Just look at that concentration.
Oooooh, a little shaky on that entry, but just look at that form!

graveyard-strutter:

radiicvl:

plhants:

morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world
THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

graveyard-strutter:

radiicvl:

plhants:

morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.

Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world


THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes.